This page is for my family.

They never know what to tell people when they ask them what I do for a living.

Not only does this list the many things I work on daily, but it also gives me a clever opportunity to get you to pay me for such things.

So, mom – send people a link to this webpage next time they ask about me.

I make money in many different ways. Here’s 33+ of them:

1. I market and consult startups as a freelancer. Hire me.
2. I run a marketing agency called Endagon. Hire the Endagon Innovations team.
3. I invest in promising young companies. Pitch me at Logan Lends.
4. I sell humor t-shirts. Buy one from Iced Tees.
5. I discover and develop young musicians. Pitch the Jiggy Piggy team.
6. I run a logo making operation. Buy a logo from The Logo Lab.
7. I do social media marketing. Hire the Social Boon team.
8. I build inexpensive websites. Buy one through The Website Ninja.
9. I provide Search Engine Optimization services. Hire us at Write My SEO.
10. I host websites. Buy a server with Endahost.
11. I help businesses automate their processes. Hire us at Youductive.
12. I teach businesses how to use social media marketing. Enroll in our courses at Social Media Schools.
13. I print custom t-shirts for businesses and organizations. Order shirts through First String.
14. I accept advertising on blogs. Buy an ad.
15. I sell domain names. Sell yours now via Phlippy.
16. I promote the best business professionals in the world. Enroll yourself at Top Ten Professionals.
17. I write books. Buy my books.
18. I make and sell music. Buy my music.
19. I play drums for bands in the studio and in concert. Hire me.
20. I write jokes. Hire me.
21. I come up with slogans. Order one from Slogan Lenz.
22. I facilitate the sending of messages on vegetables. Send a vegetable with Piece of Crop.
23. I stand up inexpensive Squarespace websites. Get a Squarespace website.
24. I own a luxury shoe line. Buy some Agony Shoes.
25. I connect businesses with sales reps. Check out Flyyte.
26. I trade stocks. Subscribe to my stock watchlist. 
27. I help businesses get more followers on Instagram. Get more Instagram followers. 
28. I help new parents brand a digital future for their children. Learn about Leggacy.
29. I host my very own podcast. Listen here.
30. I write puns and send them to your friends. Send a Random Outreach. 
31. I help to facilitate fun and humorous funeral events. Check out Funeral Roast. 
32. My agency does bookkeeping for small businesses. Hire Endabooks.
33. I built a system that helps bloggers come up with trending topics to write about. Browse Food for Blogs.